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Thirty-Four StoriesAlexei watched with apparent disinterest as Mr. Theodore K. Warrington leapt from his office window and fell thirty-three stories to his immediate death. The angel’s eyes followed the man as he flailed wildly through the night air. As Theodore’s frail frame hit the asphalt with the same sickening slap as a sack of wet potatoes, Alexi looked down at his Blackberry and squinted.Thirty-Four Stories
Make that thirty-four stories.
Alexei was an angel of death. Not the Angel of Death, mind you. He didn’t even have wings. Rather, he was one of the many field agents employed by the Department of Death, which had an exciting tit
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I Am I Am I Am - Pt I of IIIMeet Phyllis. Phyllis is angry. Phyllis is that special sort of old lady angry. You know, the kind of angry that stems from her vagina being all dried up and her losing her usefulness as a person as a result.I Am I Am I Am - Pt I of III
Phyllis works the cash register at the Berks’ cafeteria and has impressively managed to incorporate this resentment over her husk of a uterus into her relatively simple job by being a humongous bitch. She lords over her register like some child-eating witch. Hunched over the big plastic numbers every day, she looks out over a line of innocent college students with her beady little eyes like she was trying to pick out th
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TONY DANZAAAAAHThere have been many a great actor in our time. From the early greats, such as Marlon Brando and James Dean, to modern day heavyweights, such as Tom Hanks and Russel Crowe. But throughout the history of man there is only one who has proven himself in nearly every role, a versatile jack-of-all-trades, a man with the ability to invoke such raw emotion he is quite easily the greatest actor of his, and any other, time. I speak of none other than Tony Danza.TONY DANZAAAAAH
Antonio Ladanza started life as a Brooklyn native, something that is made quite clear in his ability to integrate this fact into nearly every role he's ever played. At first, his
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“Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important.”
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